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So I am wondering how wrong this is. I am awakened at 3:00AM by the sound of a barking dog across the street, not the first time mind you. As I lay and try to go back to sleep the incessant barking continues… BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, in a rhythm like a bad RAP track looping over and over. The more I try to tune it out the more it ingrains into my head and then begins to echo in my mind. I then find myself contemplating the many ways to kill a Dog undetected! Dark Chocolate wrapped in Hamburger, A 9mm with a silencer and a laser sight, cyanide….

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“And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…” – Milton Waddams, Office Space

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A Day in the Internet
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I dont know about you but this looks like a pile of hurl….

Creamy Roast Pumpkin

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Today I learned that NCR paper is the official name for the paper that is used to transfer the writing via a chemical process onto several papers layered under the writing surface. Kind of like Carbon paper but without the carbon. I always called these Carbonless papers but Kinkos informed us and I learned that it’s called NCR paper.

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There was a powerfull storm that passed through the Metroplex on May 2, 2007. It did some pretty significant damage in and around our neighborhood. We took some pictures to let you see it for yourself.



Storm Damage – May 2, 2007

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Click here to see this actual manual for an Olympus Digital Voice Recorder.
Look at page 6 under the section General Precautions read the second to last bullet point…

You have to have Adobe Acrobat to read it…

AWWW MAN I really wanted to use my Voice recorder while operating my Go-Cart!!!!!

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